can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
It's no shave November. This is our time.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
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