3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
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