do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I woke up this morning next to some guy. I was horrified, he woke up and said, "the white tiger strikes again!"
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
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