real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
Watching her eat just hurts me
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
Sorry about my life...
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
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