Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
dude, i look like john mccains neck right now
You know it's an interesting night when you drunkenly scream at your boss, "You'd make a HORRIBLE OBGYN!! You're hands are ENORMOUS!"
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
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