Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
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