dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
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