Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
Randomize
