It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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