For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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