THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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