Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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