Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
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