Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
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