Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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