fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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