five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
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