i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
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