So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
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