We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
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