I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
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