I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
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