bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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