So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
i looked at dads computer and apparently he was looking at job ads on craigslist and the only one clicked that turned purple said "GET PAID TO MASTURBATE"
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
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