Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
Mr. Last Night just informed me I told him to be very quiet when he left this morning and high-fived him as a goodnight kiss. Drunk me is slutty and manly.
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
It's 1:26 and I have already found 5 fruit flies between 3 separate glasses of wine. This is supposed to be a summer problem. Fucking global warming.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
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