No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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