Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Uh i was pretty wasted sat, so if i was weird it wasnt me. It was just vodka bein weird w my phone
Tonite tequila might call you
Be prepared
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
Randomize
