my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
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