the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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