my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
So here I am, sexting at work.
Randomize
