He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
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