I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Randomize
