i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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