yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
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