Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
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