So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
She left a cookie cake on my porch, and the frosting reads "I'm sorry". She left me an I'm-sorry-for-punching-you-in-the-face cake.
Gotta say, self-deprecating Lord of the Rings-themed sex jokes were not on my agenda for today.
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