You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
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