It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
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