I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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