what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
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