Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
Never underestimate the power of titties
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Randomize
