so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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