I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
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