office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
babies were throwing up all over the place
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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