Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
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