I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
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