I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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