no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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