The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
drunk me just left notes all around the apt to remind shitfaced me that i have mashed potatoes in the fridge. do not take them down if you come home before me.
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
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