Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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