Where is the hickey?
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
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