i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
I just took a condom out of my purse and opened it in front of my entire family because I thought it was a wetnap. Way too hungover for family brunch.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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