everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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